This is my April fools joke. I made brown e’s and texted my entire family that I made brownies and now they’re all excited.
Needless to say I’ve never been more proud of myself.
Update: My brother came home and screamed “BROWNIES HERE I COME!!!” and sprinted to the kitchen (in case if you can’t tell he fucking loves brownies) I held up one of the brown e’s and said “What? It’s a brown e.” and he just walked out the room face palming himself muttering “I fucking hate April Fool’s Day,”.
you are evil and i fucking love you omg
British comedy will always give me a sense of national pride like nothing else can
i wasted my last bagel my life is over
Just get some bread and cut out a circle
i have never been so offended in my entire life
A compilation of some of my favourite text posts
PLEASE PASS THIS ON!
I want to make sure every one knows about this and what it can do to your pets
this is what has happened to my sisters cat after she wore a hartz flea and tick collar and now has a burn like wound on her neck. please pass this on and do not buy hartz’s products! they use poison in their products pets have died because of this!!
Yes this is my cat she is doing fine at the moment but I’m so sorry for the people who’s pets are not so lucky
oh my god
PLEASE REBLOG THIS PEOPLE
Hartz is the worse EVER! my aunt used it and it ended up killing two of her cats. only one survived but she had the worse skin condition. NEVER USE HARTZ
BETTER REBLOG THISS!!!
Guys this is an actual issue. We had Hartz collars for my dog and he kept having seizures. one seizure he had on the stairs and fell backwards down the stairs, and he also stop breathing from these seizures. When I found out about Hartz causing this I took it off my dog and he hasn’t had a seizure since. And he used to have one at least every few months. DON’T USE HARTZ.
These parents lip-sync perfectly to “Love is an Open Door” from Frozen. [x]
the relationship we all want
These people are morning people… You just know it.
there daughter though in the background… she’s not even phased so you know it’s not the first time they’ve done something like this
The guys facial expression are the greatest thing i’ve ever seen.
Anyone else see the tiny glistening tear that emerges on Darren’s Left eyelashes when he pinches his eyes closed.
Yeah me too…
► back when glee was a comedy
finn confesses his new discovery of jesus christ (on a sandwich)
DO NOT DISMISS A SOMETHING A CHILD IS PROUD OF. LOOK AT IT. POINT SOMETHING OUT AND TELL THEM YOU LOVE IT. IF A CHILD DRAWS YOU A RAINBOW, TELL THEM YOU LOVE HOW IT HAS RED. THEY WILL THINK “WOW. IT DOES HAVE RED. THEY LOVE HOW I PUT RED IN IT. I PUT RED IN IT. AND THEY NOTICED.” MAKE SURE YOUR CHILD KNOWS YOU ARE PROUD OF THEM.
The worst when Lydia screams Allison’s name is she doesn’t see her dying.
She doesn’t hear her dying.
She feels it. She knows it’s over.
hey fun fact: puttanesca literally translates to “whore sauce” in italian because it was cheap and quick to make so prostitutes made it before going out at night
I’m italian and I’ve always thought to myself “it can’t be that, there must be some other english pun or something”. But apparently there isn’t. Count Olaf speaks italian.
look at these boots and tell me you dont immediately want to go adventuring in them holy shit i love these shoes so much